Because he made millions of hearts race, we're handing Saffer-turned-Kiwi Grant Elliott our Dunamis Player of the Week award.
Another World Cup has come and gone for South Africa, and as they book their flights back home, let's have a look at the numbers.
In our constant quest to expand your knowledge, and increase your chances of winning the pub quiz, here are some crickety facts.
The only real difference between the ECB and the Soviets is that the cricket board leaks a lot more and arrests people for sedition less.
A score of 400 was a statistical outlier, now it is the average at the top end. A generations of kids will not even bother with bowling.