Malan move a reminder of how far Yorkshire have come: we are all we
When a football club has a lot of local players in their side, it is always felt to be a good, positive thing. We all like to see people from the town doing well and I doubt anyone would ever question such a feeling.
However, can you imagine if your local football club would only employ players who were born in the county where the club was located? If Leeds could only field players born in Yorkshire. That would seem very odd and almost wilfully narrow and bloody-minded. But that is exactly what Yorkshire County Cricket Club did until 1992.
In a strange self-imposed apartheid system, you had to be born in Yorkshire to play for Yorkshire. And many were rather proud of this fact. No other county had such a qualification rule. While other counties were importing the great and the good from world cricket, foreigners to Yorkshire CCC meant people from anywhere not actually Yorkshire. It seems barely believable now, with Roehampton-born, South Africa-raised England batsman Dawid Malan’s lack of Yorkshire pedigree barely registering as he signed on with the White Rose this week.
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To those of us who, as kids, grew up watching Viv Richards playing for Somerset, Clive Lloyd for Lancashire, Imran Khan for Worcestershire and so many more, this seemed a very odd situation. Aged 12 I was at Bramall Lane to watch Yorkshire play Gloucestershire with my granddad Fred. It was a frustrating rain interrupted summerâs day but Fred had taught me the value of patience.
âWeâve got Mint Imperials, tea, biscuits and potted meat sandwiches, weâre living like kings, our John,â heâd say, with a yellow-toothed grin, as we took shelter from the latest downpour.
âCricket is always worth waiting forâ was another of his bon mots, along with âthe easier something is, the quicker you tire of it.â He was a wise old lad and I loved him for it. So weâd sit and read one of his old copies of Wisden or a newly purchased copy of The Cricketer until the rain eased.
Soon enough play resumed. Mike Proctor, one of my favourite all-rounders was bowling at speed and quickly took four wickets leaving Yorkshire with, what Fred would always call, ânot many, for a lot.â
âThat Proctorâs unplayable today,â he said as the South African took his fourth wicket. âWhat a bowler he is. Fast as the wind.â
A man sitting along from Fred leaned over. âAye heâs good but heâs not from Gloucestershire is he? Itâs not right.â
He went on to complain that any county could improve their squads by bringing in the best players from other countries and even from other counties – he was annoyed that Brian Close had gone to play for Somerset – and that it was a form of cheating that he was proud Yorkshire didnât indulge in.
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Fred was brilliant in such situations. He had a way of politely disagreeing with people which Iâve copied ever since, saying âaye, well thatâs obviously what you thinkâ or âthat is definitely a point of viewâ then heâd turned to me and roll his eyes.
But this bloke wouldnât leave it alone and was soon going all anti-foreigner. Now Fred was a born and bred Yorkshireman and he was proud of the fact, but had an expression for noisy, intolerant people – âknow nowtsâ – and this fella was definitely a know nowt and Fred would only tolerate them so long before he would âget me neck outâ by which he meant lose his temper. And after the man had started on the all too commonly heard racist epithets of the day, Fred had had enough. He jabbed a finger at the man.
âOh shut your meat hole, ladâ (meat hole!!) Know nowts like you are the sort who start all the bloody wars. This lad (jerking a thumb at me) he donât care where anyone is from, he just likes his cricket, isnât that right, our John?â
I nodded vigorously. I would never disagree with Fred, and not an angry Fred, especially.
He leaned into the manâs puce face. âYou’re telling him he shouldn’t watch some lad play because heâs not from the county – youâre bloody mad. Yorkshire is bloody mad. Whatâs this birthright rule all about? Birthright? Iâll give you bloody birthright. Itâs our Johnâs birthright to watch bloody good cricket and thatâs what heâll bloody do and little sods like you arenât going to stop âim!â
This left the man taken aback and he spluttered some sort of response but Fred swiped his hand in front of the manâs face as though wiping away his words.
âGetaway with you, you massive knacker, (massive knacker!!)The cricket is all that matters, not where youâre from. Iâd rather see this Proctor lad bowling than some of pie-arsed cart âorses Yorkshire have had over the yearsâ (pie-arsed cart horses!) Câmon John, weâll go and sit somewhere else before I snap this buggers neck like heâs a bloody old chicken.â
Fred was one of those older men who somehow had authority about them. Maybe it was all the years in the pit, but you didnât mess with him. His was short, skin like leather, all wire and snot. The fact he didnât lose his rag very often just gave more power to the times he did.
So we relocated. Once we got settled again, he took out his ever-present tartan flask of tea (which he somehow got topped up in the pavilion, a process he invested with great mystery by calling it âFredâs magic teaâ but which probably just involved a kindness from the tea ladies) poured two cups and produced a pack of chocolate digestives.
âSee, with people like him, John. Itâs all about us and them. But there is no us and them. Weâre all we. Do you understand? Weâre all the same. Not just in cricket. In life. All we. Write that in that diary tonight, youâll thank me when youâre older.â And I did.
Iâd like to say I did really grasp what he was saying, but I was a kid. However, I did write it in my diary that evening and recorded the event, even though I was mostly amused by him threatening to snap the manâs neck and his generally colourful language.
But reading it back now makes me rather proud of him and that weâve moved on so far from the Yorkshire Birthright rule that I suspect itâd be illegal now. And thatâs how it should be. For good or bad, we are all we.