Tailenders can't bat very well, but cricket still makes them do it. Which is great.
Australia is a foreign country; they do things differently there.
South Africa has been the scene of many Australian humiliations over the years. Bryce McGain's one and only Test. Failing to defend a score of 434 (including Mick Lewis's infamous 0/113). Being bowled out for 47. Pretty much anything to do with Merv Hughes supporter tours.