Two keepers in the England squad this time.
James Anderson winning his fitness race. Two keepers this time...
Bairstow has been reprimanded by the ICC after using "an audible obscenity".
Bairstow's back, baby.
No Root, no Stokes, no Buttler and no Williamson, but plenty to be excited about...
Togetherness the key, says Jonny.
A bold list, very bold indeed.
The Ridiculous Ashes final result is in, featuring a Mitchell Marsh five-fer and Jonny Bairstow's shithousery
Joe Root is shepherding the 'righteous' England team through 'the valley of darkness' and must 'lay his vengeance' upon those closest to him