The Ridiculous Ashes final result is in, featuring a Mitchell Marsh five-fer and Jonny Bairstow's shithousery
Australia chip away at England's lead thanks to ridiculous genius Steve Smith's ridiculous genius.
Steve Smith got 211 with his least convincing batting of the series. A freak.
"There's been he's got the wood over me, but he actually hasn't got me out,"
The Aussie coach described one particular review as "desperate".
No Steve Smith at Leeds after Lord's blow.
"The reality is at the time [Saturday] he didn't have a concussion."
Mixing politics with sport rarely ends well.
Smith underwent a "precautionary scan" of his neck that thankfully has not revealed any structural damage.
Steve Smith out, Marnus Labuschagne in.