Steve Smith is not the best. This is surely legally binding, right?
The Ridiculous Ashes final result is in, featuring a Mitchell Marsh five-fer and Jonny Bairstow's shithousery
We suspect both England and Australia got what they really came for this summer.
England get Steve Smith out for just 80. Great success.
Australia chip away at England's lead thanks to ridiculous genius Steve Smith's ridiculous genius.
The Ashes are heading back Down Under.
Steve Smith got 211 with his least convincing batting of the series. A freak.
England's heros pleaded with the England management to be reinstated as vice-captain, Ashley Giles has revealed.
"There's been he's got the wood over me, but he actually hasn't got me out,"
Is it wrong to revel in the danger and brutality of the bouncer?