Another thumping win for Australia.
Lungi Ngidi has opened up a world of ricochet-based possibilities.
Steve Smith, smiling politely.
The Aussies are taking over.
Steve Smith out for a duck. End of days stuff.
Steve Smith is not the best. This is surely legally binding, right?
The Ridiculous Ashes final result is in, featuring a Mitchell Marsh five-fer and Jonny Bairstow's shithousery
We suspect both England and Australia got what they really came for this summer.
England get Steve Smith out for just 80. Great success.